NIP TUCK DIALOGUE

Scenario: two best friends in a restaurant waiting for the food

Characters: two best friends

Sarah: Have you seen my legs…?

Lauren: Mmm, what’s wrong?

Sarah: They are so big and fat, and… have you seen my lips?

Lauren: I’ve never noticed them.

Sarah: Look at them! I’m going to the surgeon this Saturday. I’ll pump my lips like Angelina Jolie. And as for my legs, the best option is to do a lipo.

Lauren: What?? You’re kidding me? Are you serious? You don’t need to look like somebody else…

Sarah: Yes, but…

Lauren: Shut the f*** up! Your lips are yours. You are who you are. If there’s a reason why people love is because of your personality, not because of the size of your lips.

Sarah: But, what about my elephant legs? Shall I do the lipo?

Lauren: If you really feel bad with yourself we can go to the gym together.

Sarah: It takes a long time to get the perfect legs. And…

Lauren: Don’t be silly, it’s healthier doing sport than a surgery intervention.

Sarah: Yeah, maybe you are right…

Lauren: I’m always right, aren’t I?

Sarah: Don’t be snooty. Don’t worry, I’ll think about it…

MIREIA PÉREZ AND CHAKIRA FARISS